proselytaser

An imaginary weapon to ward off those who distribute unsolicited religious literature to you in public proselytize+taser

I'm just so sick and tired of all this public proselytizing! If one more fanatic tries to convert me with a pamphlet about my supposed salvation, I'm going to reach into my handbag and zap them with my proselytaser!

by Stewart Gold aka Golda Stewart December 11, 2011

proselytase

PROSELYTASE ... pros·e·lyt·ase/ˈpräsələˌtayz/
Verb:
Attempting to convert (someone) from one political view, belief, or opinion to another without stopping until tongue tasing them to the ground..

"Maura pressed on to proselytase her views without noticing it was offensive, obnoxious, unappreciated, and generally was shocking people to near death". Not being a house-broken liberal (to say the least). being a overly liberal poop brainwash bend bias misinform mislead squeeze persuade proselyte proselytize sway turn

by CountrySwan October 25, 2011

proselyte

To convert (usually to Jewish)

The newly proselyted, bright young cadet was eager to participate in battle.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

proselytute

1) A person who uses the religious beliefs of others for non-religious personal gain, ie., a politician
2) Those who go door-to-door, attempting to gain converts to their religion, i.e, a Mormon or missionary

Bob was a proselytute who hadn't seen the inside of a church since he was baptised, but he knew he could get votes by appealing to the wealthy bible-thumpers -- who'd shower him with campaign dollars if he'd just announce his "godliness" and pose for a "family values" photo shoot at the church picnic.

by WordyGrrl May 30, 2006

Prostbite

A word derived from a combination of prostate and frostbite, prostbite may occur when a gay man sticks an icicle up his anus and uses it as a dildo. This results in the man's inner asshole contracting frostbite.

Guy 1: Last night was so fun, but I think that icicle I used gave me prostbite.
Guy 2: Dude wtf.

by Cosog February 25, 2018

prosetitute

a person who willingly writes in prose manner for the mental gratification of his readers.

prosetitute: synonyms: writer-whore

by prosetitute December 15, 2008

Prosecuted

They kick you in the crotch twelve times and if you grunt they start over.

The other day I was prosecuted.

by MiscGifted January 9, 2012