Projectile ejaculation

Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.

Don't get mad, get even. Projectile ejaculation is for you.

by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009

Projectile dysfunction

When you're playing darts but your shots won't stick on the board.

I was at the bar last night but it didn't work out well, I had projectile dysfunction.

by Art.Vandelay September 24, 2012

projectile birthing

A style of birth process where the baby shoots out of the mother's body and hits the doctor or midwife in the face.

Nurse Oullette jumped sideways, at the last moment, to catch the newborn baby. She gingerly stepped over the slumbering body of Dr. Whitcomb, he was unconscious, face dripping with red slime. Projectile birthing claims another victim.

by camcaroling August 4, 2012

Projectile Erectile

Projectile erectile is where a penis has been cut off of the man’s groin and loaded into a crossbow, the crossbow then shoots the penis at the desired target exploding the penis on impact

Yo my man Rickly Dickly, I preformed Projectile Erectile on your sister last night

by King Cereal January 16, 2023

Projectile shartarrhea

see shartarrhea

When I see Katie, I'm going to projectile shartarrhea on her chest.

by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009

projectile texting

(V) The act of texting while driving at high speed.

Excuse the misspelling. I'm projectile texting.

by Rastus McGee May 10, 2018

Projectile Therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.

I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.

by Jeremy Holler April 30, 2007