Sounds like a personal problem

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud

John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

by kevinq October 24, 2010

you problem

A you problem is a problem only pertaining to one person, specifically you not me.

That sounds like a you problem

by Gibson150 November 9, 2014

Butt problems

Something bordering between diarrhea and constipation.

I’m having butt problems.

by zimmygirl777 September 14, 2023

Problowtion

When a person, typically a female, makes her way up the corporate ladder by means of sexual offerings.

Tom: Did you hear about Becky being promoted to Senior Account Executive?

Steve: Yeah, talk about a problowtion.

by Murrdah September 12, 2013

Problem Glasses

A fashion accessory worn by a social justice warrior and feminists that believes everything is sexist, racist, homophobic and/or problematic if it challenges anything concerning their feelings of self-entitlement and/or politically correct world views. This differs from hipster glasses which are often just a pair of empty frames.

Dude, look at her. She's got problem glasses on. We better not talk to her or she's gonna start bitching about smashing the patriarchy.

by Look! A Walrus! December 21, 2015

Hamburger Problems

To have a problem with someone-- to have "beef" with someone, hence hamburger problems.

This bitch be talkin' she got hamburger problems.

by Mayor McPoon August 9, 2009

Pretty White Kids with Problems

Also known as PWKWP. Originally a MadTV parody of those annoying and redundant WB (CW) teen dramas. It has become a way to describe shows that center around either the Popular kid or the Underdog, has little to no diversity in it's cast, and has predictable dialog.

Aaron: Hey Jacob, did you watch the new {Quarterlife, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl, Smallville, Friday Night Lights, The Hills, Laguna Beach, etc.}?
Jacob: Naw man, that show's too "Pretty White Kids with Problems" for my taste.

by Danny47 February 27, 2008