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leet custom painted

When something is so completely and utterly retarded.

Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."
This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash
by l0vemetal January 14, 2008
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legs painted on

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.
I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.
by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008
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Fax, no Printer

A more exclaimed and stronger form of fax. Used when pointing out something so true it is neither true nor fax.
Friend 1: Yo man this YouTuber is sick
Friend 2: Fax, no printer.
by Dapper Boi December 12, 2018
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Printerference

When several people print to one printer in the office causing absolute chaos by mixing all of the documents up.
Has somebody picked my printing up? I'm missing pages 9,12 and 234? There seems to be some right fucking printerference going on round here.
by Mar© February 13, 2015
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winklebag printer

A printing machine (or printing company) of very low quality.

Producing poor quality basic crude printing like the paper bags used to hold wet seafood.
Example:(printing machine) Where did you get that winklebag printer from?

Example:(printing company) That company of printers are rubbish. They a winklebag printer.
by ITman January 3, 2008
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Printer

Printers are man's inhumanity to man. I hate printers. They give you nothing but shit.
The Bullshit Man: "Printers are bullshit!"
by Ugh69 September 30, 2018
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Painted Willy

What's da matter for you? Everybody knows Billy is a painted willy. Hell just ask him.
by Ikhabod Pain November 11, 2004
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