The one term President

When you finish taking a shit and feel so confident that you got all the shit in one wipe that you don't need a second confirmation wipe. Therefore the "president" is in the "oval office" for one term only.

I have a very fibrous diet, so I only need the one term president.

The one term President by Some Kind of Nope November 18, 2014

The President 

a fucking idiot that makes up words

A pack of tic-tacs can run the US better than DUBYA.

The President by Anonymous August 12, 2003

The Best Damn President Ever 

Donald J Trump. While the small minded libtards call him racist and sexist without any actual evidence to back them up, the remaining sane people on the planet know that Trump isn't the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

"You know who the best damn president ever is?"
"Nah bruh, who?"
"Donald J Trump, thats who."

The Best Damn President Ever by Kingharambe January 31, 2017

45th President of the United States 

some spoiled brat who bombed syria, started a trade war with china, is building a useless wall, and is a greedy rich white capitalist

im not a hillary supporter but 45th President of the United States is a fucking piece of shit

45th President of the United States by some hackerman July 11, 2018

The "Mr. President" 

A multi-step sexual performance.

1. Embargo her air supply through erotic asphyxiation during vaginal intercourse.
2. Paddle her until she submits to calling you Mr. President.
3. Casually transition to anal.
4. Make her confess she'll give you her vote, in exchange for ass-to-mouth.
5. Veto the condom and put your commander in chief in her oval office.
6. Retire to your presidential bed and make her sleep on the futon in the grimy Lincoln bedroom.

I dropped a Benjamin to fly her down to the White House. It was worth it though, I gave her "The "Mr. President"".

The "Mr. President" by The Big Sreaze February 26, 2011

President of the United States 

The greatest warmonger at any one time on planet Earth.

President of the United States: "Its time for a total war on terror"
Translation: "Its time to rob these Arab bastards of every drop of oil they have"

President of the United States by An Angry Human Being June 25, 2016

Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation 

A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.

You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.

Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022