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Premarital Handholding

Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.
by WeWillAllDieSoon April 13, 2022
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premature eclapulation

Premature Eclapulation (n.)- The process of clapping (whether it be during events such as plays, operas, and orchestral performances) when the climax of the moment (or the moment most appropriate for ovation) has not yet been reached, often followed by booing and disappointed looks.
premature ejaculation
"That idiot Jack, confusing the theatre's intermittance with the end of the play, drenched the entire audience with his premature eclapulation"
by Dmitry Khrabrov December 24, 2007
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pregmentia

The progressive decline in cognitive function due to the hormonal and blood changes that occur during pregnancy.
Emma: Did you forget your ultrasound appointment AGAIN?!

Meaghan: Cut me some slack, I have a serious case of pregmentia.
by magickat13 April 21, 2009
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Premature ebingolation

The unfortunate eruption of the word BINGO from your mouth when your winning number is on the screen but the announcer has not said the number yet.
New Bingo players often suffer premature ebingolation.
by Savnbrit September 5, 2010
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Premature Yuletidation

The act of engaging in Christmas Cheer (putting up trees or lights, wearing holiday themed clothes, hiding Elves on Shelves, etc) prior to the midnight after Thanksgiving.
Bob's house has Christmas lights up already, and Thanksgiving isn't even for another week. He has a bad case of Premature Yuletidation.
by Wood2112 November 24, 2014
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Preem

Short for premium. Used in the same way as the word "good".
Person A: Got a preem phone I'm selling, you interested?
Person B: How much?
Person A: 50$
Person B: Preem price!
by ShoshAhSheli December 29, 2020
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Premature eloculation

Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.
Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!
by AEI January 11, 2008
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