Pretender

The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.

Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.

Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.

by karatekidllll June 22, 2009

heterosexual pretender

A homosexual, aka "fag".

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

by skEwb1 May 13, 2007

When the pretender is mistrustful!

The moment when the pretender is mistrustful, this frase is used when "When the imposter is sus!" meme starts being unfunny.

Michael: Hey Clint, when the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!

by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021

pretenderly

someone that isnt who they say they are

That girl was trying to be someone else. She was pretenderly acting like Britney Spears

by msu1217 October 2, 2007

preetier

Pretty, but in dumb pre-teen girl language.

OMGGGG GUIZZZ WHOSS PREETIERRR?? MEE OR HERRR??

by SatanLovesMeSoMuchBro January 23, 2012

Pretender syndrome

When someone has no idea of how a subculture works and has no willingness to lurk but still pretends to know everything about said subculture. Commonly seen on various forums, large and small.

People with Pretender Syndrome have no will to assimilate to the forum culture and will instead attempt to force their own ideals onto the community. They will take basic surface level knowledge (ie memes) and spout them with very little knowledge of the memes themselves. Often completely misuse the memes as a result.
Attempts to name the jew will result in autistic screeching.

Hey, that tranny's got Pretender Syndrome. He's completely shitting up our forum with his ideas of diversity and equality. Let's ban him before he ruins it

by Noxcoffee February 1, 2023

PretenderBender

One who fakes homosexuality in order to fit in with a group of genuine queers

See that fucker Monty - ?

He’s a bastard PretenderBender

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023