Poverty Franchise

When a team has ZERO championships or it’s been a really long time since they’ve won one.

Friend: How many rings do the Padres have?
Me: None they’re a poverty franchise😹

by tpaDawg April 18, 2023

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Pavera

The condition of having the extreme giggles. It comes from the word "pavo" meaning turkey, so a person with the pavera is laughing so hard that they sound like a gobbling turkey. Used in parts of Puerto Rico.

Jajajajajaja I'm getting the pavera!!

I have the pavera!

by Luz la Boricua December 2, 2010

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Nerd Poser

A person who tries to act like a nerd and refuses to accept the fact that he/she is not smart.

Eugene: It is just so annoyingly distressing that Jake displays this pretentious act to delude others to beleive he is what he is not--a classic, certified nerd.

Ludwig: Yes, yes. I have no choice, but to agree with your opinion on Jake's deceiving behavior. Personally, I will define him as a NERD POSER.

Both: (snickering and snorting in a nerdy manner.)

by NerDorKlutzie January 13, 2010

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Poverty Sticks

Another term for matches, derived from being too poor to afford a lighter.

Laura: Can I borrow your lighter please?
Sarah: I only have poverty sticks...

by LauzLou July 14, 2011

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poker habit

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially gambling.

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted, mostly to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. marriages, property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid shaming those close to them.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2013

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