california potato chip

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.

Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.

by Satan October 20, 2003

Potato chip energy

Energy level equal to Light Yagami from that one scene in Death Note.

Dude, that show has major potato chip energy.

by anonymous May 13, 2020

potato chip player

Basically, the backseat driver of video gaming. It is the annoying guy that sits next to you on the couch munching potato chips while incoherently jabbering about what you "should" be doing and playing grabsies with your controller.

he doesn't ever share the chips either.

"move left" ...munch much... "you know...you go in that door...you get a free life dude" ...munch munch...

"you're such a potato chip player!"

by wateriestfire September 1, 2007

Potato Chip Taco

The best chips in the bag. Due to something in the manufacturing process of potato chips, some of the crisps come out folded over like a taco.

Occurs with all flavors and types of chips including: tortilla, ruffled, dorito, etc.

"Dude, when me and Geraldo went to Chili's restaurant yesterday, we totally fought over the last potato chip taco"

by NotAPaperGirl March 10, 2009

detroit potato chip

When doing a girl doggy style, pulling out, busting a nut on her back, then waiting till it dries, peeling it off and feeding it to her

I fed my girlfriend a detroit potato chip last night.

by AShiver August 4, 2007

potato chip fart

A disturbing and lingering fart, that is often silent in nature and resembles opening a packet of original potato chips on a hot day.

"God damn it Ashlea, your potato chip fart is lingering and fucking up my nostrils!!"

"Robbo get your potato chip fart ass away from me and poop swagger thata way!"

by poop police February 1, 2014

Potato Chip Crotch Crust

The layers of discharge that build up in a girls panties and flakes off.

After a long day out and about, Erin had built up some serious potato chip crotch crust.

by nothin-nice July 2, 2007