poseidon's powder

cocaine

i got poseidon's powder for the low low

by oslizzle November 26, 2014

Poseidon's Burn

Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Burn is when bleach or cleaning products are left in the toilet. When pooping, water and cleaning products splash up from the toilet bowl onto your butt or butthole causing a delicious burning sensation.

During defecation, Jennifer felt the delicious feeling of Poseidon's Burn as her log dropped into the pool below.

by defineracoon April 2, 2019

Poseidon's Trident

Three guys measuring their dicks together to see who has the biggest.

When we moved into our house together we had a Poseidon's Trident decide who gets the biggest room.

by BJLovesHandies August 9, 2017

poseidon kiss

when water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from the poop dropping into the water

This morning when I woke up and went to the bathroom, I totally got a poseidon kiss from that turd I dropped.

by rim_ram_rod August 13, 2016

Poseidon's Pillow

How one defeats Psoeidon's Kiss:
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.

Aww man! Poseidon's Kiss again?

Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!

Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?

Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.

Oh, sounds cool.

by Yortisme September 19, 2015

Poseidon's Dragon

A sexual act involving cunnilingus, where a woman squirts into your mouth with such force and volume, that it comes out of your nose.

I was eating Candy last night when she hit me with Poseidon's Dragon! At least my sinuses are clear now.

by CC-Mac May 21, 2021

kiss of poseidon

When your pooping and the water splashes up and kisses your chili ring

I got a kiss of Poseidon this morning when I fired up the old log splitter.

by Mark Martwat Jr. February 4, 2018