portugeese breakfast

when a man inserts certain breakfast items into a womans vagina

" i had a portugeese breakfast last night, courtesy of my boyfriend."
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by gooentak March 5, 2007

Portuguese Breakfast

The purged contents of a vagina the morning after a night of sexual escapades. May contain ejaculate, creams, condoms and in especially extreme cases, vegetables, bits of grass, beads, string, dog hair and / or vomit.

Hal unexpectedly got a Portuguese Breakfast when he was giving Tracy a morning licking and she sneezed. He did not know that the night before, Guido had attempted a tongue lashing, but failed when he threw up. (Hals Portuguese Breakfast contained vomited rice tacos and salsa.)

by Nick D. Danger February 10, 2010

portugese breakfest

when you crack an egg in a girls vagina and uses a egg beater to scramble it around

claudia: GIVE ME A PORTUGESE BREAKFEST
eric: sounds good to me
*eric gets some kitchen utensils*
claudia: oh no were all out of EGGS
*they both run to the store*
then they had a good night

by wtyerghf July 29, 2006

portoguese breakfast

when you shit in a womans mouth. then allow her to give you head. with your shit still in her mouth.

give me a portoguese breakfast. a nice and hot one baby.

by hurbert g. April 30, 2007

portuguese breakfast

Can be used in both gay and straight sex. Beat two eggs in a bowl, mix in cheese and anything u would like. Now while haveing anal sex, pour the egg mixture into the anus and continue fucking untill u blow u load inside. Now let all of the stuff drip out into a bowl, mix, cook and eat.

John just gave Bobak a portuguese breakfast while Kevin don watched. Then kevin brown ate and enjoyed the omlet

by omfg1337 September 24, 2008

The Portuguese Breakfast

A Deathmetal/Grindcore/Metalcore song by the band After The Murder

That sweet band from colorado, After The Murder, Has a sweet song called The Portuguese Breakfast; It makes me wanna 2-Step!

by After The Murder February 3, 2007

Portuguese Breakfast

During a long holiday weekend, having ejaculated into the rectum and/or vagina of a sexual partner, one goes down to perform anal/cunnilingus on the recipient of several spent loads while said partner is still asleep. Upon waking to the feelings of intense pleasure, said partner coughs or sneezes, thus ejecting the thickened remnants of seminal fluid into the mouth of his or her partner.

Jack was so hungry for Gary's sweet ring steak that he neglected to wake him before going downtown. Upon waking to the throes of pleasure, Gary coughed, treating his lover to a rather generous Portuguese Breakfast.

by spacehead74 November 25, 2019