Porky Slorp

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.

She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.

Porky Slorp by igrgrgslnj January 7, 2023

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porky pig styles

A style of dress where the person (most often male) wears a shirt or vest but is naked from the waist down.

Wife: Honey are you ready to go my mothers place or what?

Husband: Yep, lets do this. You can drive. (exits bedroom)

Wife: *gasp* WTF! put some pants on, you can't go round all porky pig styles. Mum doesn't want to see your junk.

porky pig styles by FuriousB June 24, 2010

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Porky Pig Sex

When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.

After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.

Porky Pig Sex by J Michael. December 5, 2021

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Squawky Porky

A short, arrogant little goblin who's teeth overwhelm the whole room. Is very quick over the first ten metres, and has a strong aversion to hugs. Lisps are very prevalent among this species, along with bad hair styles, and (many) defects are common.

"What's that dark, slimy thing in the corner?"
"Oh, that's just a Squawky Porky"

Squawky Porky by Da_Purple_Alien February 18, 2017