lizard people

Shorthand for people in a position of high authority (usually politics) that are so disingenuous, machiavellian, and detached from the plight of common people that it's almost like they belong to another conspiring, self-serving race entirely.

"Once again, we must choose between two candidates chosen by our lizard people overlords."

by JuanDoesNotSimply August 16, 2016

people who define their names on urbandictionary

Complete fucking retards

people who define their names on urbandictionary can go fuck themselves

by AnalPrincess69 June 6, 2016

Pig-Pole

1. A stick that is placed in the middle of a pile of kindling wood in order to entice the flame up and thus more quickly inflame the pile. This is used in wilderness camping when kindling may be somewhat damp. A dry Pig-Pole is placed standing in the middle of the kindling to more easily draw the flame up.

2. (by Extension) Any word, phrase, behavior, or action used to inflame a dangerous situation.

1. The kindling was just not burning well till we added the Pig-Pole. Soon our fire became warm and cozy.

2. Be careful. the crowd is unruly, so don't be a Pig-Pole and incite a riot.

by Ry-Horn February 14, 2022

Water People

A group of hicks that drank tainted water and now speak in sim-talk and roam the earth in search of bargains. They look exactly like us but they say only nonsense

Missouri is full of water people that drank the lead in the water

by Chubdapolice February 2, 2020

Peoplekind

An idiotic description mentioned by the imbecile PM Justin Trudeau who interrupted a woman asking a serious question using the word " mankind"

Justdim informed her the correct word to be used was "peoplekind" as it was gender neutral. Justin immediately became the butt of many jokes;laughed at on talk shows and was ridiculed world wide.

We don't say mankind. The proper term is peoplekind.

by .Telling it like it is... February 8, 2018

peopleitis

The strong feeling of wondering why people do the things they do.

Lalalalala dee scoopydoopy dee, I have peopleitis today!

by jenniferpiece May 22, 2016

Piss pole

A person who is the next level of an asshole and usually has no filter when speaking. Reaching piss pole status is not easy to accomplish and takes an enormous amount of skill projecting the right level of dickhead in every single encounter.

My boss is a piss pole.

by Crocodile1 September 25, 2018