popeyes biscuit

the only thing dryer than your moms pussy

oh GOD frewfjiofnewkfjbwofhwei get me some fuckin water I just ate a popeyes biscuitghewighoghiwhgohqowhfednfkjsxnhskhfdoflksdscsdl fdi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

Smashin Popeyes

Having Sex 1st Then Get'N It in With Your Chicken Afterwards

Conversation:

Friend1: Hey bro, What're you doing tonight?
Friend2: After work im headed home, Because tonight Im Smashin Popeyes

by BlindSide92 November 1, 2017

“Want some Popeyes?”

This phrase is a sacred wild card held by men only to be used in the most dire of situations. These three words will successful defuse a direct vaginal ejaculation situation as well as any attack in reference to such an ejaculation. Tread carefully, if you use this phrase too liberally the female will catch on and destroy you.

F: Holy shit John did you just cum in me?
John: uh
F: Did you? *increasing anger*
John: “Want some Popeyes?”
F: yea can you pick it up

by TheColdHardFacts September 15, 2019

Popeyes biscuit

When you fuck your partner without foreplay

Guy: Babe let’s fuck

Girl: but I’m dry right now.

Guy: So? I’ll just popeyes biscuit it.

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022

popeyes

eyes balls that project out of their socket. very disturbing scenery.

cindy yang has popeyes

by Jasmine Chui March 1, 2003

Popeyes Chicken sandwich

A type of assault were your suspect grabs a sandwich and puts it in your mouth like it is a dick.

Damn a rapist gave me that Popeyes chicken sandwich

by Theshitposter11 November 5, 2019

popeyes

A fried chicken chain that specalizes in spicy cajun style chicken, but not as a good as KFC.

by pop-eyees April 16, 2003