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Pope-Partum Depression

When the Pope leaved your city and everyone has a hard time getting themselves back to normal
Philadelphians are experiencing Pope-partum depression after the wonderful and spiritual visit from Pope Francis.
by JiLo November 13, 2015
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The Pope of Dope

Nickname applied to the author William S. Burroughs. He recieved the title as a result of his self admitted, long term use of opioid agonists, particularly heroin, a regular topic of interest for Burroughs in much of his literature. He became famous in the new york junk scene as a dope addicted icon after works such as Junkie and Naked Lunch were published in 1953 and '59. Junkie was particularly responsible for this reputation as it delved into his very real personal experiences as an opiate addict in New York, detailing everything from his first military issue syrette of morphine in 1945 through years of hustling, junk sickness,nods, legal evasion, and eventual kicking. In Naked lunch, a far more fantastical, fictional book,opiates( notably heroin, morphine, opium,and paregoric) are used by the character William Lee ,a pen name burroughs often used, and are mentioned regularly.
Burroughs' friend James Grauerhaolz: "We're thinking of the difference between alcohol and heroin. Hip people who liked to take dope... score a bag of Dr. Nova... share it with the pope of dope."

Rest well Pope Bill (the first and only)
by LowlifeDopehead August 25, 2013
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Pope rope a dope

Pontiff and a boxing term for leaning against the ropes taking hits and only swinging to land a good punch. Mohammad Ali was famous for the maneuver. Used together the two meanings define Pope Benedict.

When the Pope, holed up in the Vatican, says he is sorry every which way he can think of for reading words like, "violence," "sword," "threats of death," "evil," "murder" and "Jihad" when quoting from an obscure medieval manuscript where a Byzantine King is criticizing Muslim violence of that era, while Muslim leaders and fanatics from around the globe take their repeated punches at the Pope, murder a nun, bomb churches, demonstrate and burn effigies of the Pope in the streets, call for his execution, and threaten the Pope and Christians everywhere with death, the sane World, everyone else, observing it all scratches their heads in awe. A smart Pope is doing a rope a dope.
I watched it all on TV, the Pope apologizes while Muslims everywhere repeatedly attack him, murder a Nun and threaten the Church and I think, "Ya, right, just look, wow, its the pot calling the kettle black! I understand the Islamic radicals now. I like this Pope, he's our "Pope rope a dope!"
by MichelleTryson September 18, 2006
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? An expression derived from the conjugation of two well known expressions that simply mean "obviously". The two expressions are "does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"
Q. Hi babe, do you want me to pick up some wine for diner?"
A. "Does the Pope shit in the woods?!"
by Dr Yaj May 26, 2021
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Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!

Indisputably. Without question. On the same continuum as 'is the Pope Catholic?', 'does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?', and 'does a one-legged duck swim in circles?' 'Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!' sources from the cardinal red Gucci and Prada 'pimp' shoes the Pope sports in public- in other words, total pimp fashion in a pontiff.
Joshua:"Would you like to sleep with Emily?"

Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"
by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011
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does the pope shit in a funny hat?

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?
by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011
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Dope like the Pope

Something or someone that is ultimately the coolest thing other than Pope Francis.
"Unicorns are Dope like the Pope."
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