pop tart

n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.

"I have a bunch of f*cking annoying pop tarts in my english class."

by MC Derf and Andriznles July 31, 2006

Pop Tart

A delicious treat that comes in many flavors, the best flavor being Smores.

Warning: Do not attempt to heat a pop tart in the microwave for three seconds. If you do, the pop tart will still be cold, a most infuriating discovery.

What is this?
This pop tart is still cold!
AFTER THREE SECONDS!
What IS this?
What IS THIS?
WHAT!? WHAT!?
BULLSHIT! THIS IS CRAP!

by Justin Kay July 7, 2006

pop tart

a lip synching teeny bopper bimbo on Mtv who acts trampy (pick one)

Mtv is the pop tart channel

by mung the merciless December 10, 2003

Pop Tart

"pop" short for "popular" and "tart" meaning "whore". usually popular slutty girls.

"damn look at those pop tarts over there" -random person #1
"i know don't waste your time, they're all way too easy."
-random person #2

by raychelisrad December 21, 2008

pop tart

coined by page six of the new york post, sugar sweet pop singer (male or female) that has zero pesonality, zero talent, more money than god, and a penchant for getting ripped at trendy urban high dollar night clubs.

"pop tart britney spears was seen puking in a stall at the midtown church for club goers
Avalon.

by booger November 28, 2003

Pop Tart

Sugar filled crack puppies, long suspected to be laced with some sort of hardcore addictive drug. Pop tarts are love. You eat them and are transported to a magical kingdom.

WHoooooAAAahhhhh, these Pop Tarts are smashin', my bro.

by ZEEK_WILDE January 31, 2010

Pop Tart

Some one who acts hard but is really soft like a pop tart is hard on the outside but, soft in the middle.

You're a pop tart.

He's a pop tart.

by cigarettecancerman March 5, 2011