poopsteak

A term used for an unusually large terd. It is only used for log sized craps.

You should see the poopsteak he left in the toilet.

by Nick Weismiller May 18, 2004

Poopastink

A loved one who constantly farts in bed and will not waft after the crime has been committed. They also insist on curling a banger when you are in the shower and feel obliged to exhibit their star between their cheeks on a daily basis.

WAFT IT! WAFT IT! Burgh, GOD! You are such a Poopastink!!!

by bonera October 17, 2011

poopstill

When two or more people in a public restroom have to poop, but none of them want to be the first one to break the silence and/or fart loudly

I really had to poop, but this girl was in the other stall and we both just sat there for 10 minutes because we didn't want to be gross. We were both caught in a poopstill.

by heyitsthe--- February 12, 2013

poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.

Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.

by nivri December 10, 2008

poopstick

A stick used to chop up a turd that is to big to flush.

"Damn that's a big one, someone get me the poopstick."

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

Poopskank

1) say if you are angry / use in place of a not so kind word
2) someone who is scandalous

1) ohhh , poopskank !
2) that girl is a poopskank .

by the poopskank March 26, 2009

poopstick blumpkin

when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.

I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.

by jjakaka March 18, 2014