poop dick

n. A black man's very large unshapely black penis that resembles a log of shit.

"Oh Brianne, I heard you fucked Jamaal."
"Yeah, Jenny, it was pretty good, except for his fucking poop dick."

by yondaddy January 20, 2008

Poop Dick

Poop-Dick -noun.
1. A noun used to refer another man as being GAY (homo-sexual).
2. Making a reference to a man inserting his penis into another mans anus as to establish his gayness.

That nigga shrek is a Poop Dick, bitch nigga spilled some yak on my kicks. Ohh him? that nigga got knocked out by Jahw for being a Poop Dick

by Jahw April 01, 2007

Poop Dick

When you taking a shit and your dick falls into the water.

Bro! I need to wash my dick. I got poop dicked.

by 2.Scriple August 09, 2017

poop dick

Cu ca smothered on a pee pee. Corn or other undigested objects may be present.

When you put a throbbing love muscle in an anal cavity and then pull it out. You look down and there should be crap on it. Also, it may be smelly, so watch out!

by Aaron December 17, 2003

poop dick

A Farm-boy who is believed to have sex with the farm animals he cares for.

Cleetus, you fuckin' poop dick.

by johnnylaw40 March 24, 2006

poop dick

a poop dick is usually used regarding someone who has recentally angered you in some way or some one you just dont like usually of the male gender to possibly humiliate them by telling them their penis is coverd in fecel matter

person a: did you know alex took the last hot pocket

person b: god alex is such a poop dick

by majick6ball August 04, 2009

poop dick

its a fiestive frozen treat in japanese
oragami parties

would you like to suck on a poop dick?

by braniel coatez May 08, 2003