A nasty case of explosive diarrhea that coats the inside of a toilet bowl like a Jackson Pollock painting.
1. Man, those spicy hot pork rinds made me Pollock the bowl. 2. I was ready to take a dump at the gas station, but I ended up tossing my cookies when I looked down and saw that some jackass had Pollocked the bowl.
by mitzo2010 March 14, 2010
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This species of name is rare, and must be careful around, as if you disturb them, they may attack.
Some common traits of this combination include but is not limited to -
- Randomly screaming
- Eye twitching
- Very sensitive
- Loves dogs
- Can't take a joke
Once you get a Zoey Pollock in your life don't lose her!
This species of name is rare, and must be careful around, as if you disturb them, they may attack.
Some common traits of this combination include but is not limited to -
- Randomly screaming
- Eye twitching
- Very sensitive
- Loves dogs
- Can't take a joke
Once you get a Zoey Pollock in your life don't lose her!
"Oh why are your eyes twitching man" "You're acting like a Zoey Pollock"
"No woman in this world is as beautiful and amazing as a Zoey Pollock"
"No woman in this world is as beautiful and amazing as a Zoey Pollock"
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Diarrhea of such an extreme and explosive nature as to render the inside of one's toilet bowl like a concave representation of a Jackson Pollock painting.
May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.
Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."
May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.
Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."
Pollock the Porcelain: verb
"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."
"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."
by Dick Gazzina May 21, 2007
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How did Gabe break his toe this weekend?
He broke it in that soccer girl's vagina.
I warned him about trying to Pollock Toe Lock an athlete.
He broke it in that soccer girl's vagina.
I warned him about trying to Pollock Toe Lock an athlete.
by Txspike October 7, 2011
Get the pollock toe lock mug."Poolocky" is a Soup or Stew made up of various leftovers or other bits of ingredients of dubious origin, which can be served either alone or on toasted bread. For a quick or easy, thrifty meal, "Poolocky" can come out really good ,sometimes ,not so.
Dad; "Whats for dinner, hon?"
Mom: "Poolocky"
Small Youngster: " Ugh"
Mom: "Try it !"
Dad:" Umm,Umm, this Poolocky is delicious!"
Older Youngster: "Hey, this is tasty, can I have seconds mom?"
Small Youngster, in tearful tone, "Wait, I want some Poolocky too."
Mom: "Poolocky"
Small Youngster: " Ugh"
Mom: "Try it !"
Dad:" Umm,Umm, this Poolocky is delicious!"
Older Youngster: "Hey, this is tasty, can I have seconds mom?"
Small Youngster, in tearful tone, "Wait, I want some Poolocky too."
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Get the prolocking mug.While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.
Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.
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