Pookie

An annoying person that follows you around the internet. Generally a Pookie will act like that guy in the crowd who gets drunk and yells things like "you suck".

This Pookie is hanging on my butt like a Klingon.
trollklingonpookypookdollie

by Frank1234 April 17, 2013

Pookie

1. An affectionate term for someone you love.

2. A child's or a baby's puke

How are you pookie?

Aww you did a pookie again?

by evuppy December 6, 2011

Pookie

The cousin that you call whenever drama happens. The cousin who is a goon and “about that life”.

I’m about to call Pookie and them because it’s about to go down!

by Confession Session November 26, 2020

Pookie

Pipe like item to smoke mostly meth or crack cocaine in.

damn that nigga cheech got caught wit a pookie!!!
kinda what crack did to pookie in new jack..-b.i.g

by methodman610 August 21, 2010

Pookie

Term used to describe young children being solicited by creepy old men on vacation in Phuket, Thailand.

Term also used to describe young children in general.

Sketch! That old european man is trying to do work on that pookie.
Farang! Stay away from that pookie and get the

hell on!

by Barbera streisand 2010 March 7, 2011

Pookie

Slang term for vagina.

That girls pookie dank.

by velositea April 17, 2015

Pookie

A generic term used by African Americans to reference a lazy and aimless relative, who, however endearing, is also an embarrassment.

"I need you to grab Cousin Pookie to vote; I need you to grab Ray Ray to vote,"
-Barack Obama

by mijoca1 August 5, 2008