Poojab

When a male (traditionally under the influence of narcotics) attempts to insert his finger(s) into a vagina but loses co-ordination and they end up in the female's rectum.

Oh man I was so fucked and that french girl was gaggin for it so I went for it and accidentally gave her a poojab. Now say hello to mr. brown finger.

by Robert L. Dole April 3, 2007

poodangle

crap that hangs from your bung hole.

I got a poodangle. Let me go wipe it off using your face.

by Punkdewde September 28, 2003

Poonaboota

An Aussie term for giving a woman a swift kick in the poon with a boot.

Aye mate. Sorry about last night, your wife just wouldn't stfu. The poonaboota was inevitable.

by Toothprick August 20, 2009

Poodank

Some shit left over dangling from the asshole.

"Wanna touch my poodank?"

by twoCOOKIES January 16, 2008

poodacac

taking your cac and inserting it in the poo area

I was poodacacing josh's mom one day.

by jkay October 12, 2004

Poodangus

Someone who is horrible at what they are attempting to do.

Dom you are poodangus in Warzone.

by Ging1 June 12, 2020

POODBelmonte

Pood is a sped who has a very big lisp and likes to make jew jokes, he jokes about being gay with Natenukemblast and always has monkey fights over voice calls. POODBelmonte is very bad at playing RoN and loses to PVPKieran all the time! He can't use proper grammar and always does gay stuff. He drags out his words like 'makeeeee readyyyyyyyyyy.' He likes to start families with San and likes Dutch people. He likes to talk about not having a tounge.

Natenukemblast: PVP you're an idiot
PVPKieran: *mocks* PVP you're an idiot
Natenukemblast: stop being such a POODBelmote
PVPKieran: *Slams mic on desk*
POODBelmonte: AHHAHAHAAHAHHAHH

by K!eranBOP May 26, 2019