The crotch area of old women that wear mom jeans, and looks like they have a big sack, a pouch filled with God knows what, or a butt in front.
by Brandon Pooch Lover December 8, 2009

Laura: Hey Ray
Ray: Hey Laura! Is that a new shirt?
Laura: Just got it yesterday.
Ray: It's veery poochie.
Ray: Hey Laura! Is that a new shirt?
Laura: Just got it yesterday.
Ray: It's veery poochie.
by poochieboy August 1, 2010

Something being overly in-your-face and badly targeted to an audience in a failed attempt to be seen as cool, current and/or modern. The word comes from the character Poochie from The Simpsons.
by jazz biscuit March 17, 2008

The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals; Vagina; Twat.
My Poochie is itchy.
by Pierre Yves January 20, 2006

As a verb, it means to dump a bunch of exposition at the end of a movie or TV show that has radical consequences for the story (e.g., the exposition states that the main character later died tragically), especially if it would have been better to show this development instead of describe it.
The term comes from episode 4F12 of the American animated series "The Simpsons" ("The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"). When the new addition to the animated show-within-the-show "Itchy & Scratchy", Poochie (voiced by Homer), proves extremely unpopular, the producers decide to kill him off. Homer tries to persuade them otherwise by reading a touching speech as Poochie that he thinks will end up in the show and endear the viewers to him. Instead, in the final cut, somebody else provides Poochie's voice, and states that the character has to return to his home planet. Crude animation then depicts Poochie "beaming up", and a note is tacked on that reads, "Poochie died on the way back to his home planet."
The term comes from episode 4F12 of the American animated series "The Simpsons" ("The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"). When the new addition to the animated show-within-the-show "Itchy & Scratchy", Poochie (voiced by Homer), proves extremely unpopular, the producers decide to kill him off. Homer tries to persuade them otherwise by reading a touching speech as Poochie that he thinks will end up in the show and endear the viewers to him. Instead, in the final cut, somebody else provides Poochie's voice, and states that the character has to return to his home planet. Crude animation then depicts Poochie "beaming up", and a note is tacked on that reads, "Poochie died on the way back to his home planet."
Real-life example, from Fark.com (discussing the show "Quantum Leap"):
Farker: "NBC canned it before it could be given a proper funeral. They Poochied the ending."
Farker: "NBC canned it before it could be given a proper funeral. They Poochied the ending."
by WJB1984 August 8, 2009

A nigga who is a pussy, and also a coochie. Carrying the properties of both, he is the double of each, multiplied exponentially. Therefore, a poochie. Can also be referred to as a pussyass nigga.
"You got two setsa genitals, a vagina and a poochie...Ooh nigga, dass a conjunction!!!" - Stinkmeaner
by Clint Powers November 19, 2010

The collective title used by the King and Queen Poochie. There are only two and are above all doggos, puppers and pooch’s.
‘Here comes the King and Queen Poochie. All hail The Poochies! They are so magnificent and splendid. Way above us meagre doggo’s and pooch’s!’
by Queen Poochie March 16, 2019
