poncho

Similar to Sancho. Only He tries to get some but can't.

That poncho went after my girlfriend but she turned him down.

by Latoya S January 17, 2004

poncho

a man that has a regular penis but instead of a butthole, you have a vagina, from which you shit out of

She's hot! nah, i heard she was a poncho!

by hunterzakkbankseateachothersbutthole May 21, 2003

poncho

Another term for a "high five", usually said in order to initiate the giving of the five.

"Yeah that's great, gimme five!"

INSTEAD WOULD BE

"Yeah that's great, Poncho!"

by webbedfeethead March 14, 2007

Moldy Poncho

Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.

My girl was being a trick ass trick so I hooked her up with a moldy poncho.

by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010

Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.

Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.

by Radkid213 August 30, 2013

Poncho Goblin

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)

This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.

by Britmanda April 10, 2010

Brown Poncho

That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.

I just wiped my arse and got shit on my finger. A proper brown poncho moment!

by suddensaxon September 10, 2013