pompous fuck

a deluded cunt, with a false sense of self-worth and self-importance.

John: "Martin, careful because you may slip. The pavement is wet"
Martin: "What? Do you think I don't know that? Were you expecting me to be surprised? Do you not know who I am?"
John: "What a pompous fuck"

by Orbit079 October 3, 2013

Pompous Ass

Tom Cruise, Scientologist at large

What a fucking pompous ass... I HATE SCIENTOLOGISTS.

Expect us.

by Anonymous Does Not Forget February 5, 2008

Pompous-assery

A display or example of someone being a pompous ass. Typically refers to those who are arrogant and believe they are better than you, and act accordingly.

A person behaving with pompous-assery is acting even more pompous, arrogant, pretentious, and douchey than usual, or is behaving as such out of character.

His obnoxious arrogance that day was such a display of pompous-assery I could barely contain myself.

by LynnInLaw April 27, 2010

Pompous ass

Dennis

Dennis is a pompous ass

by Bottom beach August 1, 2021

pompous marshmallow

A silly phrase to describe someone that's ridiculous and likes to think that they're not.

"Loshad, you're such a pompous marshmallow, get over yourself."

by coldshadows September 10, 2008

pompous monkey

a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey

my spanish teacher is a pompous monkey

by cindyS February 27, 2008

Pompous-Compass

Essentially an electronic-compass, aka "GPS". But especially a fancy one, like those used in the military or the scientific community. And sometimes available in upscale luxury vehicles, like private yachts, jets, ships, etc.

Wow, that's a sweet pompous-compass! I bet it set you back quite a bit!
Yeah! but there's no getting lost with this baby! ... ready to sail?

by Cybercass January 13, 2010