Poltergeist

Essentially the opposite of a ghosty. This is when you take a shit and the outcome is a long ordeal where no faeces seem to disappear between wipes. Other characteristics of a poltergeist may include: extreme stench, earth shattering flatulence and a complete redecoration of the porcelain.

Ryan: Are you alright Louis?
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist

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Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!

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Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!

by _JC_ January 25, 2014

Dookie Art with the Poltergeist

after a huge shit, you observe your shit moving in such a way that it could only be a being from an alternate dimension.

After my shit covers the globe, aliens in quantum probes, who created humans long ago, only modes of communication through the chronic smoke, make me leader of the planet, just as they planned it, the 5th coming of christ, Dookie Art with the Poltergeist.

by bigcheech August 4, 2006

Poltergeist

Poltergeist means noisy ghost in german. Poltergeist usually move objects and opens doors etc. They are imprints left by humans

I heard that bobby has a poltergeist in his basement

by Mahinxosr June 10, 2017

The Poultry Poltergeist

When a woman runs around naked, like a headless chicken, making ghost noises and her partner has to ejaculate onto her. The man must have his eyes closed, only using the ghost noises to pinpoint her location.

“Amanda, Johnny and I tried out the Poultry Poltergeist and he nutted right into my eyes, he gave me pinkeye!”

by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022

poetergeist

A poet of sound and fury

At the poetry reading he performed like a poetergeist.

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Pooltergeist

A mysterious entity that is both unseen and unheard, but throws parties in your pool when you are away.
Most often strikes high income, childless couples.

Most often just the neighbor kids hopping your fence.

Wife: Honey, did you leave the floaties in the pool? And did you leave all those red cups around?
Husband: No, the pool was clean before we left.
Wife: Damn, looks like that pooltergeist is back.

by SwedeSpeed August 18, 2012

poltergeist

The act of engaging in doggy-style sex and having a friend come in the room and take your place without the girl knowing, you then walk outside a window where she can see you and wave happily at her.

"last night my brother and I pulled a poltergeist! You should have seen my mom's face!"

by pastafagioli May 18, 2010