Having sit on the toilet so long that your legs lose blood flow, causing you to have trouble walking when getting up.
He stayed on the crapper so long that he had a bad case of toilet bowl polio and could hardly walk out of the bathroom.
by Itellunow July 31, 2016
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I had to stomp my feet after taking a big dump to make get the feeling back in them-worst case of bathroom polio I've had in years!
by Cokeduprednek July 25, 2007
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Half Polish, half Filipino. The usual Polipino is very presentable, but don't let that fool you. They can be the hardest mutha fuckas if you piss them off. They get really offended if you call them by a different race.
by WestHighEagles February 24, 2009
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When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.
After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.
by wordsmith galore December 18, 2014
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2. Someone who is useless to humanity.
3. A bad substitute for the word "cool".
2. Someone who is useless to humanity.
3. A bad substitute for the word "cool".
by JeniBlack March 30, 2010
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