fast na police

Means you're running at a speed that is comparable with escaping from the police.

Person 1: Man, I have a run today, wish me luck.

Person 2: Fast na police

by ni's gabi December 21, 2021

not all police r bad

just because a few police messed up there are for sure some nice, loyal, friendly cops that want the best for everyone.

A cop said everyone deserves equal rights so i believe that not all police r bad.

by 177117:) June 1, 2020

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

Nottinghamshire Police Force

That branch of humanity that thinks it's fine to leave two dogs in a police car on one of the hottest days of the year to let them cook for 7 hours.

''I see you have dogs. Don't let the Nottinghamshire Police Force see them. They'll cook them.''

by NotNottsPolice February 23, 2010

niceville police

People who obviously grew up in niceville, and through the several years of meth. crack, and god knows what other drugs, tied in with the self loathng said city beats into you, have came to the conclusion that the only way they will ever amount to anything in their life is to go to the 6 month class that is held at the local comunity college and drive around the whole 5 miles that make up the city looking for people they used to do drugs with, or children in their family's they know to cause trouble and scare them by not only pulling them over, but getting half the other cops on duty, all if there is not another arrest going on, give you a lecture about how they should send you to jail then let you go with a ticket.

Guy 1-Have you been to niceville?

Guy 2-Yeah and i met all of the niceville police when i got pulld over for a blown tag light.

by jay 3 ef ef good win April 13, 2009

New York State University Police

A band of heroic legendary police officers sworn to protect the universities and colleges of the New York's SUNY system.

Challenged by the quarells of protecting millions of staff, faculty, and students.

Dedicated to justice. Enforcing the law and protecting life liberty and property.

Also they have bad ass hats and uniforms.

They are trained by police academies recognized by the new york state department of criminal justice services.

They seek to one day have all the departments at different SUNY schools to become centralized; thus, so they will be more organized, run more efficiently, and better be able to protect and serve the people of NYS.

There are approximately 40 of them at stony brook university. about 3 to 6 usualy work per 8.25 hour tour. At stony brook they are responsible for the safety of over 40,000 people during the day. That includes faculty, staff, students, the University Hospital patients, and all other people who have business there.

God bless them. Every one of them.

Note: Sometimes refered to as NYSUP or UPD, or by the specific department like SUPD (StonyBrook University Police department).

Those New York State University Police cops are pretty fucking hot. I wonder if i can seduce one to have my babies. I wonder if he'll tie me and and let me ride him all night.

The New York State University Police saved my life when i got drunk and passed out in the snow over winter.

The New York State University Police caught the guy who assaulted me and stole my wallet.

by Awesome Pirate Warrior October 6, 2010

name police

Users on Urban Dictionary who report names. There are good ones who only report full names, but there are also bad ones who report names they don't like. Nevertheless, they are one of the many important users on the site, but they are rarely mentioned.

Person A: My definition of Person C got deleted!
Person B: Looks like the name police caught up to you.

by ChameleonDragon May 10, 2018