Pokey Bum Blowjob

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.

I gave that guy a pokey bum blowjob last night, he was loving it...!

by No Gag Reflex September 17, 2010

soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 21, 2007

pokey bum wank

to masturbate rapidly while anally pleasuring one's self with a toothbrush or other anal entry instrument.

wank wank or this colgate is good

by muscles August 22, 2004

pokey bum fanny wank part 2

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.

''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''

by BeckiBbz December 14, 2006

Pokey bum wank

To insert ones finger in and out of the anus whilst masterbating ones penis with the other hand (speed and deph of finger is upto pbw,sters preference)

Tom:have you heard about something called a pokey bum wank its all the rage ooop north any idea what it involves
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand

I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten

by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general November 20, 2016

Pokey bum wank

An act of masturbation where you put your legs over your head and poke yourself in the bum

I was going to have a pokey bum wank today but I'm going to Spencer's house

by Pls1234 February 3, 2017