pokephile

when people have an obsession over pokemon so much that they have sex with their pokemon toys/cards/video games etc.
pretty much the most psyced biacthes ever to live on the earth
the plan to take over the world with their pokeballs and pokefanny's

ash-"i did pikachu last night"
misty-"ohmefuckinggee! im a pokephile too!"

pikachu-"ash is such a pokephile"

by maezap October 14, 2006

pokephile

wtf? why would you be this? what is wrong with you

anyway zoophile with extra steps

IM A POKEPHILE!! /j - copypasta

by mark👍 February 23, 2022

Pokephobia

Po•ke•pho•bia /pōkēˈfōbēə/ noun

An abnormal fear of being exposed to family, friends and colleagues who have crossed into zombie-esque purgatory territories after trying what scientists are now describing as mobile crack, or its accepted vernacular.- Pokemon Go.

Day 42.- The idea Of going outside now seems far fetched.- these creatures have now taken over, insane streets flooded with zombie-like lcd lit faces that got lost For the ultimate rush. Pokephobia has taken over.

by felchaib July 16, 2016

pokephile

An adult that plays pokemon actively and even competes in tournaments. This person may even attend pokemon events.

"Dude, Nino is such a pokephile! Going all the way to NYC to play that game with children, I hope he doesnt moleste them too"

by MAXaTRILLION September 27, 2008

Pogophilia

Pogophilia is an excessive and obsessive sexual interest in Pogo /Madonna Wayne Gacy/Stephen Gregory Bier.

No treatment.
No escape.
It is also considered a sexual orientation.

A: I'm a Pogophilie.

B: Pogophilia? You mean Pogonophilia..when someone obsessively likes beards..
A: 🌚🌚🌚 indeed muahahahhehehehwhh

by Pogophil August 20, 2015