five point underdog

A failed attempt at anal fisting which results in five feces covered fingers
The momentum was on my side until Mercedes gave me the surprise five point underdog.
by PoopyMan December 29, 2005
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five-point-slow

Derogatory slang word for the Ford 5.0 V8 engine.
I smoked a five-point-slow Mustang today.
by the8217 May 28, 2008
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five points of scenesterdom

The five points of scenesterdom explain the universal truths of scenesters. Arranged in the shape of a star, the priority of each point is more the closer to the top it is.

At the top of the star is music.

In the middle is lifestyle and clothes.

At the bottom is hair and hobbies.

Although the exact details slightly differ between areas, in general if you have all five points covered you will get along with any scenester anywhere.

This quasi-scientific method of measuring and understanding scenesters was originally created by Grace-Monday, a disgruntled half-scenester, in 2005.
He listens to all the right music, goes to all the right bars, and knows all the right people.. however, he dresses a mess and his hair is ugly. He doesn't encompass all five points of scenesterdom.
by loveCasiotone May 21, 2005
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five points above

to be fucking retarded beyond reason

also a band
Dude, you are officially five points above after saying that shit.
by Emcee Axel April 19, 2006
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Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.
Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!
by Oofnun September 01, 2010
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twenty eight point five

a number that is used to describe the quantity of an object, however it cannot describe objects that can't be separated due to a decimal at the end.
I just stole twenty eight point five million dollars from my employees
by planckc January 22, 2025
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