jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.
Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester
by poopyman September 16, 2013
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five point underdog

A failed attempt at anal fisting which results in five feces covered fingers
The momentum was on my side until Mercedes gave me the surprise five point underdog.
by PoopyMan December 29, 2005
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puddle of cum

The best insult in human history no other insult can match it
Fuck you, you puddle of cum
AW SHIT
by poopyman September 16, 2013
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