Urban Dictionary: Definitions by PoopyMan

puddle of cum

The best insult in human history no other insult can match it

puddle of cum by poopyman September 16, 2013

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.

Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester

jizz harvester by poopyman September 16, 2013

A failed attempt at anal fisting which results in five feces covered fingers

The momentum was on my side until Mercedes gave me the surprise five point underdog.