piddlywink

A pidlywink is a little cute squimer at first but then turns uitno a shlong bot

"Awww look at the little piddlywink i just wanna squeeze its head until its bowels empty and i rip out its intsetines and reverse sidewinder the piddlywink out of it."

by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

piddly dink

When you peel part of a banana down, and remove the fruit part of the banana. After removing said fruit part you take a dump in the vacant space of the peel, then sealing the peel making it look like it hasn't been touched. Now whoever should open this banana should say the word without even knowing it.

Kenny: Want a banana?
Bob: Sure KENNETH!
*Bob peels open banana peel/piddly dink*
Bob:AAAAAAAAH!!! It's A PIDDLY DINK!!!!!

by senior el binko January 11, 2008

puddly duddly

Having sex with a bowel of pudding

My lady wasn't home so I pulled a puddly duddly

by dixie13 November 10, 2015

Puddly

A person who is extremely nice and kind, who is utterly gorgeous and funny, is an AMAZING friend and likes banter a lot, favourite animal is a sloth

Person1 : You know Person2 is so puddly

Person3 : yes I agree person2 is very puddly

by Ih8humans January 13, 2021

piddly round

Another name for the British delicacy commonly referred to as a crumpet

"Morning, m'lady! Would you like some piddly rounds with your breakfast tea?"
"Oh, that would be absolutely lovely, my darling!"

by liglaughlove March 25, 2022

peddly

Peddly is often used for a wise man who would ride a mountain bike while smoking on exotic herbs

Terry was very peddly whilst at Cannock chase today

by Walsall man June 29, 2023

Computer Poddy

When you sit down for your 1st daily session at the computer, and 5 to 10 minutes later, you have to interrupt your computer session to go poddy.

I hate it! Every time I sit down at my computer, I have to get up and go computer poddy!

by PDXGrammarGirl January 16, 2011