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Plonkette

The term "plonkette" is used to describe a female version of a "plonker" and is a very light-hearted way to call someone an idiot , often used to people with affection, and when you call a woman a "Plonkette" you do so with a great big smile on you're face, and is completely non offensive.
Johnny. gosh you are making mistakes with your grammer again "You're such a plonker"

Angie , well me being a swiss dude and noticing you spelt GRAMMAR wrong !!!! Id say you are a "Plonkette" ;-)
by AberAng March 1, 2011
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plinkette

A house featuring college-aged "females" who are uglier than a pre-op Gretta Van Susteran on heroin. If you become aware of such a domicile, for the love of everything holy, avoid it. These "females" are not to be trusted, even though they will blow anything that walks (or maybe give a peenie pecker). Entrance into a plinkette is infectious, in the form of HIV/AIDS or syphillis
-Hey man, did you hear about that party?

-Yeah man, but that place is a total plinkette!

-Aw fuck man, let's go masturbate

-Word
by Kowalski March 1, 2005
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punkette

The female form of a punk....one who enjos punk music and lives the intentionally offensvie lifestyle of a punk.
coulda been, shoulda been, woulda been different, cuz I know now what I never knew then
by Punkette December 26, 2002
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Punkette

Any female friend - to be used in replacement of 'mate', 'homie', or the person's actual name.
"Hey, punkette, what's up?"
by PunkRocker1864 September 15, 2004
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plunket

the area on men between your asshole and your balls
I think i just ripped my plunket with that shit
by ol dirty bastard September 7, 2008
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Plonkett

A boy who takes it in the pooper.
Stephen is a Plonkett.
by Skid King December 9, 2018
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Mr George plunket

The best geography teacher you will ever have, and as a bonus he likes star wars
Omg yes we have Mr George plunket!
by log_ April 12, 2021
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