Plumbing

To forcefully insert a hollow metal pipe into the rectum of a woman and suck out all of faecal matter. It is similar to a filthy fiddler.

Man: I'm going to go home today, to do some Plumbing.

by Harry Veiner February 18, 2011

plumbing

Any brass wind instrument, because of the appearance of the tubing.

Listen to that great plumbing in the band! I haven't heard anything like that in a long time!

by pentozali April 13, 2006

plumb

the straight version of the word faggot; british slang for “exactly straight up and down”. basically straggot but much more creative

ew, you like girls? god, bryan, you’re such a fucking plumb!

by whyte_ryce June 29, 2020

Hedge Plumbing

Cunnilingus after space docking

He was into hedge plumbing after space docking

by Shnoodle69 June 17, 2016

Plumbing engineer

A fancy title that a plumber, often affectionately termed a 'drippy' or 'pissy' in the UK, may like to give themselves. This is a gross misconception, they are merely a plumber.

Jim: "I've got a new job!"
Bob: "Congratulations mate, what work is it?"
Jim: "I'm going to be a plumbing engineer."
Bob: "Fuck off mate! You're gonna be a plumber, you jumped up cunt!"

by Asshole5001 December 8, 2017

a plumbing focus

This is someone who is fascinated by the anal-genital area of the body and it's function.

Jose had a plumbing focus on women.

by I, Wreckerrr March 13, 2021

Plumb sucker

A plumb sucker is a short adult female with doe eyes and a pouting, gagging, deportment. Addicted to endless plumb sucking, these human receptacles can be identified by their remote gaze, endless lip licking and upper body rocking motions. Occasionally, they can be found sitting alone in British public parks, fingering their gashes whilst groaning like hamsters in season. In medieval times, before 1997, social records show that the average 18 year old plumb sucker could strip suck the skin off more than 12 firm hoods an hour. That is before the national speed limit was lowered to 8, a decade later.

Oh the joy of a pert young plumb sucker. Oh, how the plumbs are sucked and the juice flows. Moisture, pleasure, and my firm purple headed mountain. Cascading, exploding, flowing - just like a vat of melting ice cream up a nun's clunge on national dogging night.

by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2010