plumb wafters

A wafter of plums, someone who likes air to waft around his sack. 2 men going fishing for a weekend together could be referred to as plum wafters. homosexual's

Mr Gordon and his friend went to a lake where several pairs of men in short sleeve tshirts and moustaches were seen fishing together. They were referred to as plumb wafters .

by TM_SG June 28, 2010

Plumb Job

To thoroughly cover a females fine ass with your favorite scented lotion and screw her crack like there's no tomorrow until orgasm. No penetration is necessary.

She was working under the sink one day and her low rise jeans began to fall. That plumbers crack was irrestable. I reached for the Jergens next to the sink and let the white devil out of the bottle. Her crack being well greased, I unleashed my flesh devil onto her Grand Canyon. Bliss was obtained in the next 15 seconds.

by Andy!!! December 10, 2004

Plumb Bob

The act of stuffing ones testicles into a womans' vagina.

I'm totally going to plumb bob that bitch!

by Riggatoni January 17, 2011

plumb onion

When you are fucking a girl, you pull your boner out, bend it in half and shove it back in. Upon being pulled out, the boner is purple like a plumb and stinks like an onion.

1. Shit man.... shit..... that is one plumb onion!

2. You ain't gettin' none o this vajayjay unless I get somma that plumb onion!

3. My plumb onion hurts real bad!

4. Dr.: "Don't bend your penis in half like that anymore."
Patient: "But my girl wants the plumb onion real bad."
Dr.: "Oh, here are some pills."

by Prof. Plumb January 12, 2008

plumb bobbies

A vulgar description used to describe the breasts of an aging women. The plumb bobby state is reached once the nipples become the lowest part of the breasts (as opposed to the central part), and actually point straight down. They have the general appearance of plumb bobs pointing to the ground.

I don't like looking at National Geographic because all of the women have plumb bobbies!

by Jane Lindquist April 4, 2006

plumb pouch

A mans G-Sring! the pouch is where you put your testicles which are also called plumbs

"i need to adjust my plumb pouch"

by jenni1188 May 20, 2007

Plumb Smugglers

A pair of pants worn by a male that are extremely tight.

Dude, nice Plumb Smugglers. I can count your pubes through those things.

by The Hutt August 25, 2010