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promised land

the state of reaching an orgasm, take me to the promised land
I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land, I may not get there with you...

He had his tongue all in there and he was workin' it and workin' and and he took me to the promised land.
by elvette July 20, 2006
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The Promised Neverland

anime that will get you to shit your pants after the first episode
it's about death and orphans getting eaten by demons
^ sounds like a stan twitter meme but it isn't
Emma over your favs
1.

A: I hate Emma from The Promised Neverland
B: I'll prick your eyes out and eat them
by MrAkiyama February 27, 2022
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promised land

I'd love to touch her promised land
by Dana Mix August 17, 2003
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promised land

noun; the place Martin Luther King Jr. spoke about in his famous "I have a dream speech"; a ghetto over flowing with drugs and alcohol
by fiftycent4Life August 23, 2005
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Promised You a Miracle

Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
As love takes a train
Summer breeze and brilliant light
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Love sails to a new life
Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
With promises
Everything is possible, oh
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
Reflects on them a while
Love screams so quietly
Slipping back on golden times
Breathing with sweet memories
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
Everything is possible
Chance
Lost pearls of great price
Take care of family
Only aches for love
Love waits for fame
In chance, in chance, they'll see
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
A burning dream
You can be Queen
Everything is possible...
by Death Menace February 2, 2023
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Promised Consort Radahn

The final boss of the Elden Ring Shadow of the Erd Tree DLC. The boss was as hard as Radahn’s balls upon release until they (fortunately) nerfed him significantly. Unfortunately this affected the few who did best him pre patch through development of a superiority complex.
Promised Consort Radahn is easy I just beat him 31st try”
by DrYamKnight October 12, 2025
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the promised Neverland season 2

The second season of the anime The Promised Neverland aka. something that never happened and will hopefully never happen again. The worst thing to ever exist (besides Boruto) and it will never be mentioned again.
Meg: *pulls out gun* You will now be a the promised Neverland season 2
Johnny: NO! I DON'T WANT TO DISSAPEAR.
by yup-giver January 22, 2025
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