Baby Pooching Machine

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.

Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.

by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009

Poochashmuckem

It's basically something... sweet. An endearing word used to describe the characteristics of a cute/sweet dog.

Naww you're such a poochashmuckem

by sweetsmagee September 2, 2010

poochung

Super hot girl/guy

yo that girl is poochung

by cykixs November 5, 2010

royal pooch clusterfuck

To make a series of mistakes, so heinously incorrect and far reaching in effect such that the result defies description. The phrase is a combination of other phrases meaning mistake, 'screw the pooch', 'royal fuckup' as well as a group sex form of fuck, 'clusterfuck'. The phase can also be used as a verb, 'clusterfucking the royal pooch.'

Not supporting the public transportation vehicle information system standard on busses was a royal pooch clusterfuck for the public transportation authority.

by wkc December 1, 2006

Vodka Pooch

Comparable to a beer gut, a vodka pooch is a small roll of fat gained at the bottom of a 16 year old girls stomach after many weekends of binge drinking.

Joe- "Man check out how hot she is."
Steve- "Yeah, but check out that vodka pooch"

by Dr. Pooch, Ph.D. September 1, 2009

screw the pooch

This expression means to make a catastrophic error or failure.

Watch him screw the pooch at the last minute and the deal fall through.

by Duckbutt January 29, 2006

Pooch-kin

Adore our pups like little kids (munchkins), in an endearing way.

"Hey pooch-kin, you're so silly and cute"

by treelover2400 October 24, 2018