Plantain

1) A very small penis that is called such because it resembles a plantain which is a small replica of a large banana much like a small cock is a small replica of a larger average sized cock.

Usually used to insult someone about their baby dick.

1) When John told us that an average Trojan was too big for him, we proceeded to insult him about his plantain.

2) One would normally expect Italians to have stereotypically large dicks, which is why John's plantain was especially hysterical.

by Wobo King June 15, 2009

pranavan

A gay dork that is a lebron dick rider

Shawn:who's mans is this

Sheldon:Pranavan the gay

by Dank killer meme star 4999 November 24, 2016

Plantainis

A plantain. Small banana. Or tyler's abnormally small penis.
PLANTAINIS: item CC uses for pleasure of the vagina. Most likely leads to organisms of some sort. Pleasure will not be achieved without the practice needed to satisfy tyler.

plantainis

by bizbizbizbizy & cchlloooo.:) May 29, 2009

Plantain

Looks like a banana, tastes like a potato. Usually fried or in chip form.

"Is that a banana?"

"Nah homie it's a plantain, try one"
"It tastes like a potato, how deceiving"

by rvggedterrvin July 12, 2015

plantarian

Thrives on a plant based diet.
Another term for vegan.
A plantarian does not eat, use or wear items that contain animal or bee products.
A plantarian does not drink alcohol, smoke or use recreation or pharmaceutical drugs to get high as this would interfere with true self awareness.
This way of living is believed to open unused channels of the mind and body and bring awareness to nature, sharpness of all senses and true self awakening.

I am a plantarian, I don't eat or wear animal products and I am my true self.

by Kathy J March 9, 2019

Plantain

Women that has both Hispanic and White origin.

Yo the Plantain lowkey got a fat ass!

by jav money cash March 4, 2017

plantain

A tiny banana, often referred to as a small penis.

Chris Patriani's plantain got caught in the drawer again today.

by Lichmorg August 21, 2009