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Pitman method

The act of opening a banana from it's opposite end, commonly chipping away at it's darkened stub with your thumbnails, then peeling it back per usual.

The benefit of this is that If the top of the banana is acting particularly stubborn, the Pitman method prevents damage to the banana and/or requiring the use of exterior tools to open the banana successfully.

Consoquently, the Bottom of the banana can become equally, if not more, damaged. But I know at least two people, including myself, who choose to discard of the bottom bit, as it's got a slightly bitter bit at the very end.
Birrell: "Hot dang, my Banana simply won't peel!"

Jay: "You clown, use the Pitman method!"

Birrell: "I'm simply astounded!"

Jay: "You're keen as!"
by James Birrell April 24, 2008
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Dirty Puma

Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.
Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?

Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!
by flashsync007 March 28, 2011
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Yeonjun puma

what god gave to us when we needed it most
by bigsharts November 3, 2020
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puma poose

One who is loyal to the Puma brand and therefore wears Puma apparel to the point of which their sexuality is questionable.
That little queer Jay is such a puma poose. Always wearing those puma shoes and talking about how great sex and the city is.
by Tbone Castillo April 24, 2008
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Piumi

The act of passing out on someones lap, and throwing up on them and their jacket.
Person 1: Dude... What happened to your jacket?

Person 2: This broad totally piumi'd on me.
by Tom Dob October 14, 2011
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this is real puma

1. When someone is joking and you want to remind them that it's serious business.
2. Something for real.
Mrs_Doubtfire: his face is purple
Cassy_007: thats not funny
sandy_pants: hes face is red
KEL29: this is real puma
by dirt nap January 8, 2008
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