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pissologist

Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jĭst\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.
Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!
by Telephony June 25, 2012
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pistol whip

To strike a person with the handle of a handgun, generally in the head.
I didn't want to shoot him, so I pistol whipped him instead.
by icy February 12, 2003
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The Dutch Piston

Not to be confused with the heterosexual Dutch Rudder The Dutch Piston is delivered in two methods beginning with the Four Stroke Method: It begins with two men placing the ends of their penises together while gripping losely on their foreskins. The two uncontrollably begin rolling their foreskins over the adjacent penis in an alternating fashion. Thus creating a pleasurable piston like motion.

The Two stroke Method: “This method is similar to the Four Stroke Method.” It is accomplished when one man rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis while in a stationary position. The inconsiderate stationary man most likely has both hands on his lower back, knees slightly bent and has a large enthusiastic grin on his selfish face.
The two methods are calculated in RPMs not unlike a piston in an engine. RPMs in this case are defined as, “Rolls Per Minute. Although the Two Stroke method is unscientifically rated for higher RPMs, the Four Stroke Method is and always will be beneficial for both parties.

First Used in a sentence: Year 2017. Origins unknown but, most likely common at Antifa gatherings and historically between Spartan man couples as a last chance of ecstasy before dying in war. They were into all kinds of weird shit.
What began as a surprise party at a local hotel dining room was swiftly interrupted when two men where caught engaging in The Dutch Piston behind the coat check counter. Both men with intense focus and enthusiasm did not disengage until the Police arrived. Surprise!
by Breakfast at Denny’s November 29, 2017
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pistooza

You are pistooza!
This fast food place is pistooza!
by its the goof troop August 21, 2007
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Pissoffable

adj. Containing the ability to anger and/or annoy someone.

OR

adj. Describing a person who is easily angered and/or annoyed.
1.) My date stood me up again! How pissoffable!

2.) The chemistry test was very pissoffable! How dare the professor include material we hadn't gone over in lecture?!

3.) They say that new kid over there is extremely pissoffable...
by melikayay March 23, 2011
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Pistol Sniffer

A woman who only dates cops. A cop groupie.
What is the deal with Marsha? Her last five boyfriends have all been cops . . . she is a real pistol sniffer.
by 1st time poster July 27, 2012
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apo piso

Greek for "from behind"; often used to infer anal sex.
ie: yo, bend over and prepare to get some apo piso!
by passwd August 12, 2009
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