John Petrucci

1. The living machine behind the madness that is guitar in the progressive metal band known as Dream Theater.

Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.

John Petrucci on Youtube. Search "psycho petrucci secret tape" and see for yourself.

by Sleepyfate February 20, 2009

Pitou

Pitou is the chimera ant that got fucking owned by Gon.

Gon:Pitou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Qboi December 16, 2019

Petrus

Greek for Chuck Norris

Petrus roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.

by spirits February 5, 2010

Tree Top Pirus/Bloods

A blood gang that started in Compton (or Bompton) in the mid/late 70s which was popularized by Gangsta rappers Dj Quik (90s) and YG (2014). Estimated to have over 500 members, the Tree top Piru bloods have expanded to Maryland, and has a possible connection to a blood gang in Montreal Canada.

Damn, don't Fuk with that niga, he's in tree top he be bangin' Bompton with the homies. Tree top Pirus/Bloods don't fuk wit us lil homie.

by 4hunnid August 13, 2016

pirule

Crazy psychotically in love

Tu eres un pirule You're a pirule

by Wilnet June 16, 2008

Pirulin

It is another Spanish slang word for penis that originated from Atotonilco, Mexico. It is mainly used as a more humorous alternative to the word pito.

Don't cheat on me or else I will cut your pirulin off!

by The D to the V July 18, 2017

Pitbull Cookies

Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.

Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"

by Jsweezey2000 December 30, 2020