Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

money pit

Something of value, which, for some reason or another, has continued to absorb considerable amount of payments due to its continuing failure to live up to expectation.

That's the third time I had to bring in my car. It's become a real money pit.

by penguintruth December 9, 2008

Money pit

A massive non stop waste of money that you regret severely in hind sight

Buying a car while living in NYC
money pit

by da_troof May 17, 2015

meet me in the pit

Originally used by rock fans to meet in the 'mosh pit' which is a violent area of the crowd in most rock concerts. Also used to imply meet up for a fight

"Anna said One Direction is better than Slipknot"
"Anna can fucking meet me in the pit"

by peaceablezebra December 17, 2014

Muddy Fire Pit

When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.

John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.

Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Mosh Pit Courtesy

The gentlemanly and friendly attitude that exists within the violence of the mosh pits.

Whether you are in a fast paced circle pit, or a wall of death, or in the regular pits, you can be as violent and crazy as you like, but if you see somebody fall over (especially if it is a smaller guy or a lady), you do not hesitate to get them back on their feet.

This courtesy also applies in open pits when there is one on one moshing, and, even if you beat the crap out of the other guy, at the end of the song and the mosh breaks up, you give the guy you've just been pulverising a hug, and tell them well played.

its moshpit courtesy :)

I was in the middle of the pit and saw a kid on the floor, i decided to be a gent and lift them up onto their feet. Its mosh pit courtesy.

*thump**smack**kick* nice one man (gives hug)

by Dictionroy February 7, 2010

Two Man Mosh Pit

when at a party/school disco, two male teenage(often univited friends (best mates and loners) who arent getting into the party and generally have distain for the music played or hosts of the party, often by shouting "two man mosh pit!", start moshing and jumping into eachother violently for a brief period startling the people sitting on sofas singing to girls aloud.

"Hey Ed, why did we go to this girls party. The music sucks"

"You know what I'm thinking?"

"TWO MAN MOSH PIT!"

by Billy Messerschmitt October 26, 2008