"throwback to when I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over my bed while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and we had just gotten the mattress and had no sheets on it and then I cleaned it up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened"
-pissbaby dream
-pissbaby dream
by tiwany July 22, 2020

by randomuserjdnswonwu August 25, 2020

by John Ogr Smith February 3, 2022

by hiropp January 27, 2020

Someone who was pissed on as a child. Typically, once a child is urinated on, a plaque (a "Pissbaby Plaque") stating the name of the child, the time and day it was pissed on and by whom is riveted to its back. Pissing on a young child renders them mentally retarded and greasy in complexion.
"Hey Joe, let me see your Pissbaby Plaque! I've gotta see who made you this dumb!"
"That guy is fucking dumb, he must be a pissbaby"
"That guy is fucking dumb, he must be a pissbaby"
by DigSweet January 2, 2008

Implying someone's emotional unintelligence is due to their genetic make up. More specifically, that they are the result of two people who likely thought urination was an effective contraception technique.
by patrivkxking November 23, 2017
