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vacuum implosion

1. The act of forcefully and willingly inhaling one’s own flatulence for the sake of one’s reputation; the self mutilation of one’s lungs. To breathe deeply of your own fart, lest any particle of the filthy emission is left for another to detect. Often followed by heavy panting, bloodshot eyes, and in some rare cases, delayed vomiting. This act is most often performed in the office, seconds before a manager decides to stop by your cube to ask you a question. Also, the technique is employed while riding in motor vehicles with persons of the opposite sex, or any occasion where the fantastic brand of air biscuit needs to be concealed and dissipated. May lead to downs.
Papit: “Yo Fenga, why do you look so out of breath, and have that painful look in your bloodshot eyes?”
Fenga: “Dude, cut me some slack, I just successfully managed a vacuum implosion when Cindy came by to ask how my weekend was”.
by Dvinny7 April 2, 2011
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Gimplosion

An implosion of the Vision Balls that can only be attributed to watching Twighlight. Or being facially rammed by a gimp, either way no reason to tell your family about it.
Johns Vision Balls are at serious risk of Gimplosion.

Why? Did all that S&M finally catch up with him

No, he watched New Moon!

(dun dun duuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!)
by Zander21 October 6, 2010
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Gylax Node Implosion

In 2004 a person appeared on the interweb calling himself Kal of The Troggs. He stated that he was from the future and by means of the Gylax Node Implosion he was thrust backwards into time to the year 1985 where he hibernated in his stasis cocoon until 1999 the year that we all partied as Prince instructed. He also stated that the Gylax Node was a giant generator device that supplied electricity to the area in which he came from. In November of 2004 the person calling himself Kal of The Troggs said "The Gylax Node has been repaired and i must return to the floating continent" Nobody has heard from him since. Sceptics say that this may have been an extravogant hoax or prank. The only thing that was left from this was a picture of a half frog half man type creature. The Gylax Node Implosion was supposedly caused when a creature known only as Thramdon fell into it causing a massive implosion that distorted the laws of space and time as we know it.
"I have come many nurads to your time by means of the Gylax Node Implosion"
by Red and Brown Grass Rat December 8, 2004
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Pimplosophy

The worldview and philosophy passed down among pimps from mentor to student.
A Pimplosophy held by many pimps is that Adam gave in to sexual temptation, and was tempted by Eve to bite into the forbidden fruit, thereby becoming, not the first man, but rather the first trick. As a result of this decision to bite into the forbidden fruit, most men are no longer ‘real men’ but rather mere ‘tricks’. Pimps themselves therefore represent the only real men left in America today.
by T-Dawgy January 22, 2023
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rectal implosion

(Verb) An act occurring when the rectal cavity becomes tightened to the point of immense pressure and the digestive system implodes
Ethan suffered a rectal implosion yesterday. There was rectal plasm everywhere.
by Kenyoudigit17 November 14, 2017
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implosion

A word used to replace any other word in almost any sentence.
I'll implosion to that!

Dude, did you see the implosion last night?

My God, Jude Law is in some pretty crappy movies.
by Sandals March 4, 2005
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pusplosion

the awesome experience of attending great performances, especially those of high culture
New York City is full of pusplosions on any given evening.
by Pasta Cowboy 4.0 January 21, 2004
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