pooplosion

When you are sweating to go to the bathroom, and you have a bad case of the explosive diaherra. You accidentally explode from the rectal area on your sprint to the lavatory.

There was a pooplosion today, and they had to close school due to the feces all over the walls.

by cammiewammie September 21, 2006

poopsplosion

When poop explodes from your ass like a nuke on Hiroshima.

1. "Dude, did you just nuke that bathroom?!"
"Yep. I made a poopsplosion."

2. "If we don't pull over to the nearest rest stop in the next two minutes.. Oh god.. I'm gonna have the poopsplosion of the century. Jesus, I'm sorry for eating all them bean burritos last night.."

by TehPotatoism January 8, 2007

poopsplosion

When your kid has a diaper malfunction!

Oh, crap, gotta go, Conor is having a poopsplosion.

Oh snap, it spread to the inside of the baby carrier. Great, it is on my shirt. Awesome... it smells.

by ignatiustbarfat May 17, 2011

Pooplovian Response

After there have been shortages, the psychological compulsion people feel to buy toilet paper every time they go to the store and they have it in stock.

Honey, I know we have 58 rolls of toilet paper, but I had a massive Pooplovian Response to buy one more package when I saw it on the shelves!

by TDinKS July 1, 2020

PROPOSION

A proposition/deal & proposal/idea in one. An offer with a catch.

I have a PROPOSION for you, I'll give you $20 for the gourmet sandwhich, if you can provide free fries,unlimited napkins and a drink with it?

by HomeComic April 19, 2018

poollusion

The illusion that you have just pooped a gigantic huge turd, but when you look, it is disappointingly small.

I hadn't pooped for days and finally had to go. I sat on the toilet and worked out what felt like a monster turd. I was like "yeah I finally dumped all that shit! That has gotta be a freakin' mega turd! Felt like a eighteen inch monster log! Gotta get a look at this giant deuce!" Then I looked and it was puny. Total disappointment. Poollusion.

by liljoint November 5, 2012

poosplosion

when your holding in a poo for soo long and it just lets go all at once and theres poo everywhere
or when you let your poo go as your running thus going everywhere

holy crap that poosplosion was soo bigg it went into the next stall

by scruffemsthehobo October 5, 2007