I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.
by spielhorst September 20, 2010
Get the pig in a blanketmug. 1) Man, did you see the size of that chubby girl?! I'd really love to make some pig in a blankets with her!
2) Man I'd love to pig in a blanket that!
2) Man I'd love to pig in a blanket that!
by Dick Face McQueen November 5, 2012
Get the Pig in a Blanketmug. Performed in the Doggy-style position. Occurs when a guy grinds his penis in a girl's buttcrack while squeezing her cheeks together so they completely cover his penis. Requires a nice, soft ass and lubrication, usually provided by the guy spitting on her butthole, or cumming on it after doggy-style sex, or after cumming inside her asshole and having her squeez it out while he grinds.
Cheryl has such a nice, plumb ass that I couldn't help but treat myself to a pig in a blanket after dropping a load on her crack.
by Joe Johnsonx May 12, 2007
Get the pig in a blanketmug. by rizzoli March 11, 2012
Get the Pig in a blanketmug. Its when you rub your dick up and down the outside of a girls pussy (but inside the lips), hitting the clit with the head of your dick.
by socalcutie July 19, 2010
Get the pigs in a blanketmug. The act of pulling the skin of the nut sack up and over the penis, completely covering it. Often bending or coiling of the meat is necessary. Easiest when the scrotum is at full stretch capabilities.
"Pig in a blankettt"
by Das Dota September 2, 2009
Get the Pig in a blanketmug. by Club 333 February 24, 2005
Get the Pig in a blanketmug.