Picassoing

The act of dipping the tip of your member in paint, then masturbating onto a blank canvas.

I didnt have a paint brush so I began picassoing instead.

by Dwayne Nelco February 19, 2020

Picasso

A negative tem referring describing a person who appears attractive from one angle, such as the back or side, but from another angle they are not what you expected. (a variation on Monet)

I thought that guy standing at the bar looked really hot but when he turned around... complete Picasso.

by Jeepguy77 March 10, 2007

picasso

when your shit is so explosive that it paints the entire inside of the toilet brown.

"Damn it grandma, make sure you flush twice when you picasso"

by Johny Hopkins January 11, 2010

Picasso

n. A girl who can be judged like one of Picasso's paintings: she's good from far, but she's far from good. -or- just a girl with a fucked up face.

I saw this girl at this party the other night so I went up to talk to her and it turned out she was a Picasso. I wished I was drunk so I would have an excuse.

by Tony Amato September 27, 2006

Picasso

The act of performing anal sex and the receiver of the penis (man or woman) shitting while being penetrated. Immediately following, the giver draws a picture with their penis covered in excrement on their partner's back.

Last night, when I was fucking Johnny, he suggested me giving him the Picasso, something new.

When Jenny suggested me giving her one of these Picasso's, due to my creativity, I drew a work of art on her back with my shit-covered cock and took a photo.

by antonyizzo October 22, 2011

picasso

Having sex with someone while their face is pressed sideways on the copy machine.

"the first time we had sex we did the picasso at her office"

by bast07 September 30, 2005

picasso

While a male is having sex with a woman from behind, before ejaculation he pulls out and proceeds to paint the woman's back with his spermies.

"My masterpiece on that bitch's back was stupendous! I'm the new picasso!"

by suki sapperstein November 29, 2007