A phrase posted on hacked MySpace accounts by a group of hackers known as the Phunkers. It is a play-on-words of the groups name, and the term fucking owned.
by John Argon July 13, 2006
Get the Phunking Owned mug.The new rave going on in England. Like Football, Fetus punting ais a sport that was created in the odl country a long tiem ago, when a new born fetus was plopped fresh from the woemns womb. once it is discovered out of the womb, a bell is rung throughout the town, gathering all the sportsman to get onto a 100 Yard Feild. Thus, like football, they take the fetus in their hands and hold it out in fornt of them, they then punt the fetus as far as they can until it is in the field goal area. Known i nthe Old country as, Clorpenshopin.
Earl- " Clorpenshopin, clorpenshopin! the fetus has arrived, gather the players"
Bob- "YES! Its officially fetus punting season, i must now go get my cleats!"
Ashley-" Blue 42, blue 42, hut hut PUNT!"
Bob- "YES! Its officially fetus punting season, i must now go get my cleats!"
Ashley-" Blue 42, blue 42, hut hut PUNT!"
by OnWingsOfLead March 24, 2007
Get the Fetus Punting mug.The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.
It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
by Monghider July 2, 2020
Get the Midget punting mug.YOU: Doctor, i don't know whats wrong with me. i just get the urges to punt a baby all the time.
DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.
DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.
by Richard Nibbler September 10, 2006
Get the punting baby syndrome mug."Pounting" is when a girl climbs on you and rubs her arse on your dick. But you don't stick your dick in her pooper - that's wrong, instead they just rub their arse on your dick until you cum.
"Dude, Katie totally did some Pounting on me last night! I jizzed all over her gothed up ass!!!!" - Tim
by Tap Dat Azz August 31, 2011
Get the Pounting mug.literally, to punt a muff.
the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..
the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..
by markus2 kaufmannnnnn December 24, 2005
Get the muff punting mug.Sexual intercourse whereby the man penetrates the woman from behind. As opposed to 'punting from the Oxford end': in Cambridge the punter stands on the till and punt with the open end forward, while in Oxford they stand inside the boat and punt with the till forward.
My and me boyfriend were dogging on the A14, alright, when he decide to try punting from the Cambridge end, like they do in the Fens!
by Da_Cello October 16, 2010
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