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Photosynthesis 

“Whoa look photosynthesis!”

Damn homie I didn’t know flowers could be lesbians
Photosynthesis by Concerned gay February 24, 2022

photosynthesize

1. To n.CO2 + n.H2O + photons → (CH2O).n + n.O2
2. To use big words
1. I like it when narcotic plants photosynthesize

2. Sometimes I use big words I dont always fully understand, in an effort make myself sound more photosynthesis.
photosynthesize by Nig' August 10, 2015

Phonosynthesis 

The process by which phat filled wax converts sonic coincidence into dance-sick stomping grounds in orgasmic compounds, and known to dehydrate carbon-based lifeforms while accompanied by simultaneous release of "Oh!" and "Again!".
She was a Freshman minoring in Biology before she attended her first rave, where she claims to have experienced Phonosynthesis from the DJ's records. Enamored by the beauty of Vinyl, she transferred to Old School and changed her Major to PLUR-ology with a minor in Cut-n-a-Rug.
Phonosynthesis by Olli Kopek October 3, 2010

photosynthesize

The process of alcohol permeating one's body in order to further enjoy one's night.
Hey little Sally Are you ready to photosynthesize later? It helps enhance when I get plowed out.
photosynthesize by Daisy3885 February 19, 2010

photosynthesis love 

the love between a plant and its leaves
a geranium turning green becuase it loves its leaves ohhh so much

the perpendicular of the photosynthesis 

1. "the" right angle of the photosynthesis.
2. a satire of people who are verbose nerds or people use random scientific-sounding words without knowing what they mean.
Person 1: What's the perpendicular of the photosynthesis?

Person 2: idk