photoseptic

When a relatively good-looking person looks like shit in photo after photo.

Get that camera outta my face...you bitches just want me in the picture because you know I'm photoseptic!

by tpoo July 16, 2010

Phomatose

To be down for the count after eating a big bowl of PHO at the local Vietnamese Restaurant...

Oh man that PHO was good.... I'm Phomatose and probably won't be able to do much this afternoon.. I need a nap

by waggyIS October 18, 2004

Photatoes

Stock photographs of common items, I.E. Clip Art, or Google Images.

Graphic designs can easily be made by pasting some Word Art with some Photatoes

by Tikatee December 12, 2010

Phonosexual

noun- one who is obsessed with their cell phone and seems to always talk on it.

My daughter is such a phonosexual. Last night she talked to her boyfriend for 200 minutes. Thanks for hogging up the Family Share Plan bee-otch!

by Corn Flake October 5, 2006

phontos

Noun.

phonto (plural: phontos)

1. A phontograph.

'I took this phonto of some fit bird last night'

by coxy November 25, 2004

Phonosexual

Phonosexual describes a person who has a sexual attraction towards music or sounds.

Phonosexual kid: I reached an orgasm while listening to Skrillex.
Straight kid: You sure are a phonosexual.
Phonosexual kid:I sure am, I'm so turned on by music.

by EdnaExecution December 28, 2011

phonemosexual

When someone becomes so addicted to their phone, that they care more about the well-being of their phone rather than the people around them.

Oh my god, did you see Rachel’s 25 instagram posts this morning? She’s TOTALLY “Phonemosexual”.

by Boodaman1027 February 2, 2018