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Regina Phalange

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Phoebe Buffay's alter ego on the greatest sitcom of all time: Friends.
She often uses this name as an alias.
CASINO GUARD: Didn't I just kick you out 5 minutes ago?
PHOEBE: No. You kicked out Phoebe Buffay. My name is Regina Phalange. It's a pleasure to meet you
by JukeboxJacob! Vega April 21, 2008
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phalange

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A phalange is something that is in or on the outside of a plane, the left one is more commonly wrong or broken, as phoebe buffay says. Anyway, the point is, if your friends calls you and tells you to get off of a plane because there is something wrong with the left OR right phalange, then Id suggest that you'd listen to them. It could save your relationship. This word can also be used as Dr. Phalange, or Regina Phalange. Regina Phalange is typically a business women in town on business. This word means NOTHING other than these examples! :)THIS IS A FRIENDS TV SHOW THING, IF YOU DONT GET IT, MOVE ALONG, PLEASE!
Phoebe - "THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE LEFT PHALANGE!!!!!!!"
Phoebe - "Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller's personal physician, Dr. Phalange.
Phoebe - "Hello, Im Regina Phalange. PHALANGE!"
by nightcrawlies May 5, 2020
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The act of two or more males engaging in the act of placing their penises parallel to each other and simultaneously penetrating any orifice (i.e. mouth, vagina, anus), thus creating a fusion of their sexual phalanges.
I had such a great time with Suzy and Jonno last night, Jonno and I phalange fusioned Suzy so hard in her pussy it took a whole day to retract.
by phalangefusion January 31, 2017
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phalanges

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They're technically your finger bones. Also mentioned in friends, as phoebe calls herself Regina Phalange and claims to rachel there is something wrong with her plane to paris's left phalange.

Also, an awesome handshake in which you and another person put your hands out, wiggle them, and say "phalanges"! it's something much cooler than a high five, but given for the same reasons.
"Do you have DSL?"
"No you perve, i have FiOS"
*laughs*
"Now gimme some phalange"

*awkward silence*
"PHALANGES!" =)
by phalangeloverx April 6, 2009
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The strange phenomenon when a hand grows in place of your penis, making everything but nut grabs extremely inefficient.
Bob: I was in a fight with Todd the other day
Jake: Did you win?
Bob: Nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
Jake: Aww man, what a bummer!
Bob: Nah, that came later
by EmmaBlackery September 6, 2016
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Phalanx Reaper

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A literal God. He is the All Father of the Gods in the gaming community. Single handedly will fuck up anyone with anything especially snipers, pistols and bows.
Well that’s Phalanx Reaper.... We’re all gonna die, hopefully he will go easy on us.
by Purpleturtle94 May 26, 2021
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When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.
Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣
by Techniques69 October 11, 2020
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